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Alistair 1.0 by AmarieVeanne Alistair 1.0 by AmarieVeanne
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I am finished. No cure for me. Even the ashes of Andraste could not cure me.

I :heart: Alistair.

(I'm so sorry Lucien...but *coughs* well, you know... this one beats you sooooo much. And he loves cheese. And he claims to have a minor obssession with his hair. I'd say it's not so minor. :heart:
*puts Lucien in a shelf*


What?! Did you think I'd let him go? :lmao: )

And this innuendo was absolutely...priceless. :heart:

:excited: *fangirl sqeeeeal* :excited:

Use it freely :aww: you don't need to notice me, but a comment would be nice.
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GermanRubberBands Featured By Owner May 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Rose blush I just now realized this was an innuendo.
queen-of-olympus Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Student General Artist
He didn't mean lamp post.
monstaccato Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my maker. That was so freaking hilarious. I think I was sobbing on my floor after that, I was laughing so hard. I am so ecstatic that you made this into a stamp. :rofl: :lmao:
HectorHimeros Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I want to lick Alistair! ^_^
maevemaelstrom Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I didn't realize this was innuendo before it was too late. It's like, he's talking about all these random things, and then we're talking about lamposts, and then...

"That gave me a disturbing mental image." He says.

CalthaCampana Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Talkin' dirty now aren't we dear Alistair.
I swear, I blushed so hard when I first heard him say this; and the way he said . . . it.
Narufreakz Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
tell me why i totally didn't know what he meant at first and i didn't realize it after i said 'yes many times'...
Narufreakz Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Because I thought he was serious...
floppydiskonthefloor Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I just LOVE the way he SAYS that! Makes me CRACK UP EVERY TIME!!!!!! XD
GenaMew Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg I was screaming at this part. xD
Sketchyeh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
" I've licked my share of lampposts, and then some. "

Kawaii-Kit-Kat Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2011
crowXfeather1 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011
I can say that I have, in fact, licked a lamp post in winter...
cheezstickluv2 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011
My charactors name is Wyntre, so exploded when he said this...
Bexylou24 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist
I laugh my head off every time I have this convo with him lol.
May-kin Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Nightfier12 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
lol I remember that conversation lol
Sketchyeh Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I love him too!!! I wish we could clone him, then give a mini Alistair to every fan xD just to tell them jokes.
But the thing that ALWAYS gets me in this particular convo?

" Ive licked my share of Lamposts, and /then/ some. "
immortal-spud-thief Featured By Owner May 26, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Oh Alistair why so adorable and awkward? I love him too much :D
I love this, definitely a favorite :)
mrswolffe Featured By Owner May 4, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
when i first heard him it took me a whole 3 seconds to catch the innuendo... and then i laughed sooo hard at it :D
UsaHunnyBunny Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
That made me laugh so hard in game! XD
Pyek Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2011
brilliance. ^^ must use <3
DieRomantic928 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011  Student Photographer
rofl I love Alistair so freakin' much. DX
LarikotaSarutobi Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist

What you said about the fangirl squeal was TOTALLY ME 3 SECONDS AGO! :giggle:
Mahariel13 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2011  Student General Artist
OMG! i dont think i will be able to romance anyone else.
Lin-Linz Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2011
Why no, you dashing man you. No I have not. ♥
NocturneTemptress Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011
LadyDistort Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I so approve!
MichelleDoherty Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011  Professional Writer
This one is going in my stamp collection. Al's simply adorable!
SnowWolf3238 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Blahahaha! I love that line of him x3/Also fangirl squeals
MizuNekoKirihara Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I...this... Yes. This is glorious. This is REALLY glorious. Oh Alistair <3 xD
AurorasTears Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I absolutely understand you ... Alistair is the most adorable NPC ever! <33
I played Dragon Age twice and had a romance with him both times. I love, love, love his confessions of affection and how he always changes between sarcastic humor and true feelings.

The first time I couldn't wait to ask him into my tent and was enchanted by the Love Song and his regard--but the second time I wanted to wait until I had +100. And when he asked me himself I lyrically melted away. It was the most romantic thing I've ever heard. (Like "I wanted to wait for the perfect time or place, but I don't want to wait any longer. Between all the death and war I fell in love with you. Maybe I surge ahead too fast, but I'm sure about my feelings and I want to be together with you as long as possible.")

I'm sure the creators of Dragon Age just wanted all those girls playing the game to become helplessly romantic. My mom once said ironically: "I'm sorry, my dear, but you have to face reality ... such a man does not exist." Sigh. I fear she's right.
TalesofTears Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2010
I <3 this! I would like to use it!
TimeAgentAvril Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010  Student Writer
:rofl: I always let him talk about lampposts when I do this bit XD Just so I can hear the way he rolls out the 'l's when yhe says hit XD like

"Have you ever lllicked a llllamppost in wwinter?"

PhantomWind13 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
ahahahhahaha :iconheheplz:
ChaoticDisillusion Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2010
Oh my God, yes. I love it. In every way.

My boyfriend had to tell me that he was actually asking me if I'd ever had sex, not if I'd actually licked a lamp post. D: I'm so slow!
DeedoSwiftleaf Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This isn't a fangirl moment, its a Rabid fangirl moment! I had a lot of thoughts after he asked about that lamppost licking thing......oops ;D
avenly Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Currently playing this game and just heard this line. Priceless.

*Fangirl Squeeeals with you*
Narua Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ahahah great! XD
Pikaseel Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
... Does a mailbox count? :icongivemesmilesplz:
MadPrinceFeanor Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010  Professional Writer
Best line in the whole game. :heart:
miller99lb Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2010
Lucien? As In Lucien Lachance? If so, I miss him. The storyline that led to his... demise was sort of sad, even with the killhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhim journal and the poems made by Bellamont. But Alistair rox my sox. I can't decide... love triangle!!! I love Alistair's face whenhe talks, but something about Lucien just... makes you fall for him. Is there something wrong with me!? Throwme at Zevran to wake me up! I want to wack-a-Crow. It would be fun. Or wack-a-Bellamont. I spelled that wrong, I'm guessing... TYPOS FTW! CHEESE FTW!!! :winner:
TaisaRoyMustangsMINE Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010
I love you! XD
irish-eyes2 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010
I just played this game for the first time monday and am OBSESSED! I dont have any modern gaming systems so I never had the chance to play it before! Alistair is so hilarious and adorable with the one liners! I can't wait to play again! Love this btw :)
drakonianwarriorz Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2010
I loved it when Alistair stated the whole lamp post in winter thing XD.....
*fan girl scream* I luff him :D :huggle:
AngstfulGlee Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010
I generally hate characters like Alistair, and love characters like Morrighan, but I risked having her hate me to make him like me LOL
Sir-Smemerald Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010
And yes, yes I have. In both senses of the phrase XD
Sir-Smemerald Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010
I love him soo much!!! This is freaking hilarious. Alistair is by far the BEST video game character ever!!!! *squee*
ilgatti Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
I love how Alistair somehow watched "A Christmas Story." XD
DragonDreamer93 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2010  Student Digital Artist
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